Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Topi Ke Neeche Kya Hai?

Sing to the tunes of "choli ke peechhe kya hai".


kukuk ku kukukukukuk
topi ke neeche kya hai, topi ke neeche (3)
ho, topi mein baal hai meraa, topi mein baal hai mera (2)
ye baal mein na dikhaau aap ko, aap ko!
aah!
kukuk ku kukukukukuk

are, laakhon gaane hai mere, laakhon gaane
pankhe puraane tere, pankhe puraane
ho, pankha mila na aisaa, hmmm
meri tareef karta hmmm
de gaali mujhko aisaa, kya karoon kya karoon
haay!
kukuk ku kukukukukuk

reshammiya naam meraa, reshammiya naam
naam hai mahenga meraa, kaam hai mahenga
buttons main khol ke chaloon, chhaati dikha ke chaloon
kya kya dikha ke chaloon raamji, raamji
haay!
kukuk ku kukukukukuk

are, iss ko bachaa lo junta, iss ko bachaa lo
dil mein chhupaalo junta, dil mein chhupaalo
ho, public padi hai peechhe, {o ho!}
koi mazaak kare, hmmm
koi khilli udaaye, kya karoon kya karoon
haay!
kukuk ku kukukukukuk

hai! film banaado meri {o ho!} film banaado hmmm
gaane gavaa do mujhse, gaane gavaa do {ah ha ah ha!}
paagal bana na jaaye,
kutta bana na jaaye
tera gaana sahaa na jaaye, kya karoon kya karoon {hai chhoree}
kukukuk

are! singer ho kaisa bolo, singer ho kaisa
actor ho kaisa bolo, actor ho kaisa
ho singer ho mere jaisa {ah ha!}
actor ho mere jaisa {vaah vaah!}
aaye maza phir kaisaa, nautanki kaa, chillaane ka {vaah!!}
kukukuk

ho... Onik ka guru ban jaa, Onik ka guru {kich kich}
Raja kaa dushman ban ja Amanat ka dushman {kich kich}
meri salaami kar le
meri gulaami kar le
Onik tu hoga koi champion, champion {are jaan!}
kukukuk

baal hai kam mere baal hai kam
topi hai jyada meri, taal hai jyada
mere taal ke baal
jaldi se vaapas aaja {ah!}
hero main ban na chaahu bollywood ka, hollywood ka {ah!}
kukukuk

baal bagair actor kis kaam ka
naak se na gaaye woh singer kis kaam ki
public ki marzi kon jaane, meri marzi main jaanoon
meri har picture ekdam hit ho gayi, hot ho gayi {ho choree}

topi ke neeche kya hai, topi ke neeche (3)
ho, topi mein baal hai meraa, topi mein taal hai mera {ah ha!}
ho, topi mein baal hai meraa, topi mein taal hai mera {vah vah}
ye baal mein na dikhaau aap ko, aap ko! {kurr}
topi mein baal hai meraa, topi mein taal hai mera (2)
hu ...
topi mein baal hai meraa, topi mein taal hai mera
taal ... taal hai mera ... (2)

Himesh without Topi -





















I might look like Suniel Shetty, but I act better than him.
I also look like Govinda sometimes, but I dance better than him.
That is my real hair, NOT a TOPI!!




Hoth mere laal laal main kya karoon? eh I just look like a cross-dresser but I ain't one.
I am more handsome than Salman Khan and have bigger muscles than his.


PS. I tried to caption the photographs but not as good at it as Aspi. ;) Mine are simpler and boring.

8 comments:

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

Oh F*** this is godamn amazing..i can imagine himesh dancin in ghagra choli...

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

HAHAHAHA...but Knan...shudnt it eb'Topi ke NEECHE kya hai??'

Kanan said...

I know! :D I've been humming it since last week when I started writing it. I've changed the i to ee now. thanks. ;)

Shekhar Ki Deewani said...

Sweethart...i meant to say...Topi ke neeche kya hai..not peeche..ur topic is neeche..body mein peeche..lol:)

Kanan said...

Oh that way! lol abhi tube-light hua. ;)

Bella said...

Kanan

This was brilliant!
I was in such a bad mood when i got to work this morning and just reading this made my day!
it is hilariously funny.
Hats off to u!! I mean Topi off to u :)

Pitu said...

Hahahahaaaahaa!! You are EVIL Kanan, and that is why we love you!!!

Kanan said...

Bella, glad it did so. :) Thank you!

Pitu, of course!!! when it comes to His Himess I’m all for it. :D