Some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so good 'at' ENGLISH.
"pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
once our hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america..".. ..lol...
dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. tried to switch the fan on but there was sum problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!!
"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
Teacher intro: "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
A computer lab assistant on wrong code.. "i understand. u understand. computer how understand??
Be a master of mind rather than mastered by mind !!
And then after reading this I remembered this real life incident (heard it from dad) that happened somewhere in Saurashtra (Gujarat) years ago.
A Sanskrit teacher asked to his students "Sita kasya suta?" [Whose daughter was Sita?]
A student: "Saheb, Sita chatta soota" [Sita sleeps on her back]
[Correct answer should have been "Sita Janakasya suta" means Sita was Janak's daughter]